Wow, doesn’t anyone realize some people don’t have clean water to drink let alone carelessly run around in? People should be conserving, who even are you to think that we have enough to just play in. Water’s going to be the new gold.
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2012-03-23
Source: the-summerlist
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Oh my goodness, what is wrong with you? Do you even realize that those shells are basically clam skeletons? Did you mass murder a bunch of clams? What’s even worse is that you hung them up for their families to weep over their lost love one. Why did you do that anyway? Was it to warn other clams that if they wandered onto your turf they’d get the same thing? You need to stop being so violent. This is just horrifying. You are a sick, sick, person.
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Source: bonfiresandsmores
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tumblrbot asked: WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE INANIMATE OBJECT?
First of all, why are you yelling at me? I feel personally victimized by you and it makes me feel uncomfortable.
Secondly, do we really live in such a materialistic world where we have to pick and choose our favorite inanimate object? What ever happened to people? Are we so addicted to things that we forgot about the people standing right in front of us? I don’t know about you, but I have not been brainwashed by consumerism and am one of the only few people who actually see and care about actual human beings anymore. This world is terrible!
Thirdly, why do I have to pick favorites? Whatever happened to loving everything equally? Has society really come to forcing us to like one thing more than the other? I love everything equally (except you, you ignorant, consumeristic zombie) and refuse to answer this question.
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